PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT*****A woman was seen this very evening out in the middle of the street skipping, singing, giggling and leaping. Please lock your doors and turn out the lights, in case of disturbances.*******
And what, you may ask, does a 30 year old, who will be 31 in two weeks, and who was asked this very morning- "Have you put on some weight?" and who recieved her first ticket EVER (expired registration) today, who's dryer and shower broke all in one week, have to skip and leap about?
I'll tell you.